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April 11, 2013
Deceived by “The Force”
Yoda’s decrepit, Obi will get it, Luke is a weenie, and Vader’s a meanie, Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Space battles with sound, things odder abound, marvels of all kind, each boggles a quick mind. Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Ani’s amazing ‘til he starts phasing that Sidious’ charm to unspeakable harm Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
The Sith are intense yet Jedi can’t sense them ere’ they strike blows, when every man knows Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Take Geonosis! Grandly auspicious, formed as a rescue, the mission’s a miscue Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Robots that wander on dunes as they ponder life as a man might stretch credence beyond sight Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Since Solo shot first he didn’t fare worst; now Greedo’s expired and can’t say if he’d fired Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
The Falcon’s unique, so speedy and sleek, but frequently busted, do they wisely trust it? Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Which general thought ice could shield hot? Hoth! Of all places, to hide rebel bases! Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Friend Lando’s a scamp and Dagobah’s damp where starships can sink yet fly straight from the drink Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Sweet Leia in metal, that delicate petal, strange that a Hutt should hold dear what ol’ Han would Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Bobba Fett’s jet-pack failed at the Sarlacc; would he had lived past that poorly thought gun blast Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Don’t get me started on Ewoks big hearted who get in the way and yet save the day. Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
Death Stars are fearsome yet Empires lose them to renegade bands amid countless last stands Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
How very absurd when Coruscant heard of Palpatine’s death they rejoiced in one breath Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
A Parsec is time Some Jedi are slime Jar-Jar is stupid and Leia meets Cupid Oh! How Lucas deceived me!
So farewell to Han and insurgent band these Star Wars I’ll shirk to go boldly with Kirk Oh! ‘Great White Bird’ console me!
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Deceived by "The Force" A poem by Peter Rhebergen Download the book Each New Day a Miracle Bible Studies How to Study the Bible Life is Wonderful Photography Copyright 2024 About me |
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