July 6, 2018

Bond, James Bond

I don’t watch James Bond any more

what with all the innuendo

acts rather more explicit

unbelievable carnage

death, destruction and mayhem

or the preposterous

utterly out of this world

stuff that happens on-screen

it’s just not fun to watch

I’m not saying I’m perfect

(I’m far too far from that)

or that you’re not perfect

(you may be closer than I)

it’s just that my soul can’t

watch James Bond any more

(though often it wants to try)